December 3, 2020
WHO IS VALEXIS?
Valexis is a classically-trained pianist and a contemporary-trained singer. She began writing songs several years ago when a toaster attacked her and she hit her head on a beige marble countertop. She refuses to give any more details about the experience, which she claims was "perhaps spiritual"; she suspects that her songwriting may have emerged as a byproduct of brain damage, but isn't too worried about it.