WHO IS VALEXIS?

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Valexis is a classically-trained pianist and a contemporary-trained singer. She began writing songs several years ago when a toaster attacked her and she hit her head on a beige marble countertop. She refuses to give any more details about the experience, which she claims was "perhaps spiritual"; she suspects that her songwriting may have emerged as a byproduct of brain damage, but isn't too worried about it.